Fake Taxi? Nah, Fake FedEx

Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
07/17/2018 at 13:39 • Filed to: None

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Wh ere we specialize in delivering packages to satisfied customers.

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Now where'd I put my GoPro?


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 13:43

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Surprised they can sell it without removing the logos?


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/17/2018 at 13:45

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Meanwhile UPS goes through the whole process of painting them white and scrapping them. 


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/17/2018 at 13:49

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unlike UPS most fedex trucks are driver owned from my understanding. 


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 13:51

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I'm sure that would be a very lucrative business opportunity.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 13:52

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RIP Mitch


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 14:02

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Fedex ground is actually a separate company from Fedex proper.

Ground is actually made of independent contractors. Express drivers are actual Fedex employees, and the express trucks are Fedex-owned.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/17/2018 at 14:03

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Fedex ground is independent contractors.

Whoever buys this truck could buy a Fedex ground rote, or even add it to an existing fleet they already have, or replace a retired truck


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 14:05

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When it absolutely, positively, has to be there eventually.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > itschrome
07/17/2018 at 14:07

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Fedex ground franchises out like a fast food restaurant. Anything FedEx Ground (purple/green logo) is privately owned and anything FedEx Express (purple/orange logo) is corporate run.

This leads to interesting situations where Ground a nd Express compete with or subcontract out to each other.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/17/2018 at 14:14

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ah ha! there it is. I knew it some some weird shit like that! thanks! 


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 14:16

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Is it cost effective to buy this to steal packages?  


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 14:19

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That’s super suspicious. Bet the seller doesn’t have the title in their name or something. They’re probably counting on FedEx to look into this after sale, leaving the buyer holding the bag. 


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 14:19

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uber/lyft are fake taxi


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 14:20

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‘packages’


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > MonkeePuzzle
07/17/2018 at 14:52

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Wrong kind of fake taxi. I'd say Google it but not if youre on a work computer and probably breaks some Oppo rule. 


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > LOREM IPSUM
07/17/2018 at 14:54

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They’ll never see it coming. 


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/17/2018 at 14:54

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did ti anyway. am fired


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/17/2018 at 16:43

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It’s about to get more confusing. FedEx is switching to a unified corporate logo, with all branches using the same color.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dusty Ventures
07/17/2018 at 17:03

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Bleh.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/17/2018 at 21:00

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Indeed


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > LOREM IPSUM
07/18/2018 at 05:38

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still better than A ustralia Post. (not sarcasm)

order a part (13504130 Connector) from a dealer in South Australia on 12/07/18 (Thursday) rang them up today for the tracking number as it hadn’t arrived yet.

put that number into Australia Post, surprise fucking surprise the part is still in South Australia!

it had travelled a mere 8.5 km in five fucking days!

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Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/18/2018 at 08:21

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Absolutely maddening!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > LOREM IPSUM
07/18/2018 at 08:35

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yep.